The Colour Of Magic Teaser Trailer

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Trailer

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Trailer


Update: May 19, 2008
Saw the Prince Caspain movie today. It was entertaining. Whole new bunch of characters and the effects and critters were well done. There was something missing however. Maybe there wasn't as much character development -- or the last action sequence didn't live up to the one in the first movie -- or maybe I just needed more magic this time around. Dunno. Still, it was entertaining, and I'm looking forward to the next installment.

The Greatest Silence: Rape in the Congo - Trailer

Read more here: The Greatest Silence: Rape in The Congo. This is a crime being committed against half of our species; the world is aware of it; yet the world is unmotivated to do anything. This doesn't make it on the 6 o'clock news. Simply because there isn't enough people who care. Be aware. Make a difference. Speak out. Don't let the silence continue.

Tropic Thunder

Now here's a comedy that I probably won't mind seeing.

The House Bunny: Trailer

The House Bunny


Hollywood has done it again. They've made another movie to encourage girls to be bimbo-airheads, because that makes you popular -- being smart -- well, what's that good for? This is scary! You've been forewarned.

War, Inc.

This looks cynical.

Update: May 20, 2008
Saw this a couple of weeks ago. It was a hoot! Totally cynical, totally entertaining, in a very dark, and politically comedic way. This will be a sleeper hit, especially if you're left leaning, liberal, and think the Bush-Cheney business of war-mongering has gone too far.

Outpost Movie Trailer

Another zombie movie ... only this time, the zombies are Nazi soldiers, given legitimacy via some gobbly-gook quantum physics. I guess there needs to be some explanation why some Nazi soldiers are still hanging out at an abandoned Nazi bunker in Eastern Europe, and knocking off present day soldiers who happen by. Fanboys of course, shouldn't miss this one.

Possession (1981)

This is one weird film. Isabelle Adjani and Sam Neill star in Andrzej Żuławski's weirdness, about a couple's failing marriage, and a monster. It's part horror, part mystery and whole lot of weirdness. See the gross-out clip on YouTube for more.

Kenny Movie Trailer

The Trailer ...

... and an extended clip from the movie.

I saw this last Friday, and the one-liners from this movie had the audience laughing non-stop. There's even some touching bits ... and probably not what you were expecting.

Kenny Quotes:

• Look at that! Eh? What kind of curry has that bloke been eating? Devil's curry. Hell's teeth, I tell you.
  
• This is the busiest time of year. This is the crazy time. Obviously, when the sun comes out, every bastard has a festival, and we get flogged like crooked dogs in a ... It's a mongrel. It just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of Smarties.
  
• Well, I lost my missus. I lost her out of it. That was... Well, I didn't lose her. I know where she is. She just left me, but, uh ... it bit me on the arse pretty hard when she was leaving me. You know, it was one tax l didn't expect to pay in this job, and that was losing me missus. But when you spend more time with other people's poo than you do your own wife, you've gotta pay the penalty.
  
• A wedding is an "I do" kind of day. That's all your pressure is. Remember that - "I do." Do you want to marry this woman till the rest of your life? "I do." Are you ready to go to the park? Do you want to have photos taken next to her now that you've married her? "I do." Do you want to go on the honeymoon and do the horizontal folk dance? "Yes, love, I do." Just, all you've gotta remember is "I do". There's no pressure, you know? If you think of it like that, then it's not that big a deal ... unless a bloke comes down in the wedding dress, then you'll know your day's gone to shit.
  
• I once heard a guy say, "Cut out the middle man - find someone you hate and give them a house."
  
• I often get nervous on days like these at these big beach festivals, you know. They draw a very big crowd and we quite often have to bring in extra crew. You know, with half the kids on the wacky tobaccy and the fruity disco biscuits, you know, they're as mad as a clown's cock.
  
• No, no, there's no hierarchy, Pat. We're There's no pecking order in poo, mate.
  
• Summer Student: I thought this would be corporate bathrooms, you know. It says 'corporate bathrooms'.
  Kenny: It's only a logo.
  Summer Student: I thought it'd be businessmen and stuff.
  Kenny: You reckon all the girls on Virgin Airlines are virgins?
  
• Very affectionate woman, my mum. When you were being hugged by her, you knew you were being held because Mum's shape ... from behind, she looked like a fridge with a head, but, you know, you knew you were being cared for, you know, 'cause Dad's emotional bank account had two cents in it.
  
• Just watch it in there, mate. That machine, once you press that flusher, that thing'll probably suck your guts out through your bum.
  
• I drink beer like it's about to go out of fashion and I'm the new trendsetter.
  
• Look at the size of this thing. No wonder there's no longer dinosaurs on the earth. They've killed the last one. Here it is on me plate!
  
• And sometimes you just want to turn to someone from home and say, "Did you understand what he's talking about?" I mean, has someone rung the Queen and let her know what they're doing with her language?
  
• It's an old saying. "The chef always ruins his first batch of scones." And there goes my first burnt offering there. He's as useless as tits on a bull.
  
• You know, I've often wondered how different my life would be if shit didn't stink. You know, if it smelt nice Iike flowers or potpourri, you know? You know, imagine, then you'd be able to go to someone's house and say, "I'd like to use your crapper." And they'd be like, "Oh, fantastic. Last time you were over here, oooh, sensational! What was that smell, Ken?" But it's... it's not gonna happen'cause it doesn't smell like lavender, it smells like shit. That's exactly what it smells like. And I have a feeling it's always gonna smell like that.

Read an excellent review of Kenny, here.