Kenny Movie Trailer

The Trailer ...

... and an extended clip from the movie.

I saw this last Friday, and the one-liners from this movie had the audience laughing non-stop. There's even some touching bits ... and probably not what you were expecting.

Kenny Quotes:

• Look at that! Eh? What kind of curry has that bloke been eating? Devil's curry. Hell's teeth, I tell you.
  
• This is the busiest time of year. This is the crazy time. Obviously, when the sun comes out, every bastard has a festival, and we get flogged like crooked dogs in a ... It's a mongrel. It just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of Smarties.
  
• Well, I lost my missus. I lost her out of it. That was... Well, I didn't lose her. I know where she is. She just left me, but, uh ... it bit me on the arse pretty hard when she was leaving me. You know, it was one tax l didn't expect to pay in this job, and that was losing me missus. But when you spend more time with other people's poo than you do your own wife, you've gotta pay the penalty.
  
• A wedding is an "I do" kind of day. That's all your pressure is. Remember that - "I do." Do you want to marry this woman till the rest of your life? "I do." Are you ready to go to the park? Do you want to have photos taken next to her now that you've married her? "I do." Do you want to go on the honeymoon and do the horizontal folk dance? "Yes, love, I do." Just, all you've gotta remember is "I do". There's no pressure, you know? If you think of it like that, then it's not that big a deal ... unless a bloke comes down in the wedding dress, then you'll know your day's gone to shit.
  
• I once heard a guy say, "Cut out the middle man - find someone you hate and give them a house."
  
• I often get nervous on days like these at these big beach festivals, you know. They draw a very big crowd and we quite often have to bring in extra crew. You know, with half the kids on the wacky tobaccy and the fruity disco biscuits, you know, they're as mad as a clown's cock.
  
• No, no, there's no hierarchy, Pat. We're There's no pecking order in poo, mate.
  
• Summer Student: I thought this would be corporate bathrooms, you know. It says 'corporate bathrooms'.
  Kenny: It's only a logo.
  Summer Student: I thought it'd be businessmen and stuff.
  Kenny: You reckon all the girls on Virgin Airlines are virgins?
  
• Very affectionate woman, my mum. When you were being hugged by her, you knew you were being held because Mum's shape ... from behind, she looked like a fridge with a head, but, you know, you knew you were being cared for, you know, 'cause Dad's emotional bank account had two cents in it.
  
• Just watch it in there, mate. That machine, once you press that flusher, that thing'll probably suck your guts out through your bum.
  
• I drink beer like it's about to go out of fashion and I'm the new trendsetter.
  
• Look at the size of this thing. No wonder there's no longer dinosaurs on the earth. They've killed the last one. Here it is on me plate!
  
• And sometimes you just want to turn to someone from home and say, "Did you understand what he's talking about?" I mean, has someone rung the Queen and let her know what they're doing with her language?
  
• It's an old saying. "The chef always ruins his first batch of scones." And there goes my first burnt offering there. He's as useless as tits on a bull.
  
• You know, I've often wondered how different my life would be if shit didn't stink. You know, if it smelt nice Iike flowers or potpourri, you know? You know, imagine, then you'd be able to go to someone's house and say, "I'd like to use your crapper." And they'd be like, "Oh, fantastic. Last time you were over here, oooh, sensational! What was that smell, Ken?" But it's... it's not gonna happen'cause it doesn't smell like lavender, it smells like shit. That's exactly what it smells like. And I have a feeling it's always gonna smell like that.

Read an excellent review of Kenny, here.